In the great pantheon of movie monsters - vampires, Frankenstein, werewolves, zombies - there is one classic archetype that has gotten a LOT of mileage out of being a bit one-note – the Mummy. They are pretty meh, if you really think about it. Definitely not scary. Basically, mummies are just slow, undead creatures wrapped in dirty rags who are more sad than frightening. Yet, of the major cinematic monsters, they remain near the top for reasons we can’t explain. And there are a LOT of mummy movies out there, but only about 3 are worth watching… and we don’t mean the recent failed attempts by Tom Cruise or Lee Cronin. So join us dummies as we complain about mummies!